My email to the ABC (about Rat from Bananas in Pyjamas)

An email on the subject of Australia's most degenerate cartoon character

Oct 3, 2019 • Haught

February 2019

The Haught guide to mystery shoppers

Have you ever been mystery shopped?

Feb 19, 2019 • Haught

August 2018

My email to Ticketek

My email to the world's worst ticketing company, regarding their abysmal ticketing system and the replicant responsible.

Aug 28, 2018 • Haught

July 2018

The Haught guide to procrastination

How long have you been working on it?

Jul 5, 2018 • Haught

January 2018

My email to the people of Sydney

Remember Ferry McFerryface? No? Lucky you. Anyway, I wrote an email to everyone in Sydney about it.

Jan 31, 2018 • Haught

Preparing for Trump – a time capsule piece

It’s been exactly a year since Donald Trump took office as the most powerful man in the world.

Jan 21, 2018 • Haught

November 2017

On Leonard Cohen

Poet, writer and musician Leonard Cohen died on this day a year ago.

Nov 7, 2017 • Haught

The Haught guide to Big Brother watching you

If you haven’t set up a system East German style surveillance in your office, you’re derelict in your duty as a capitalist.

Nov 2, 2017 • Haught

September 2017

ParentHaught: Lucy’s Salon

Date: July 2016

Sep 21, 2017 • Haught

Haught Take: Sponke the monkey

Yesterday, people in parts of western and south-western Sydney were exposed to a brochure telling readers “Do not vote Labor” and listing a series of…

Sep 6, 2017 • Haught

August 2017

My email to the Marriage Equality Straw Man

Dear Marriage Equality Straw Man,

Aug 25, 2017 • Haught

The Haught guide to learning fast

Newcomers to Benign to Five, a column which I occasionally transpose into blog form for your delectation, may not be aware that, for a short period in…

Aug 3, 2017 • Haught